They’re ancient. They’re sentient. They’re floating superweapons. And they’re… weirdly charming?

When Fetch first introduced us to the Bombs, readers had one reaction: “Wait, what?”

Then they had a second: “Wait... why do I kind of love them?”

By the time Clueless rolls around, the Bombs are back — and they’ve made themselves impossible to ignore.

Let’s meet the Bombs. Again.

What are the Bombs?

Short answer: star killing AI weapons from a truly messed up human war.

Long answer: …it’s complicated.

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Forget what you know about ambassadors. Finder, lynch pin of the Kind's delegation in Clueless, isn’t your average diplomat. He’s dog-shaped, snack-obsessed, and terrifying in all the ways that matter — especially when he wants something.

With a name like Finder of things lost and found of the Retrievers of Ocean and Lake, you’d expect him to be sharp. You wouldn’t expect him to mark diplomatic territory by peeing on a sentient bomb.

Yet here we are.

In Fetch, he found humans fascinating. In ...

So, you’ve decided to read Clueless. That’s… brave.

But don’t worry. Before we dive headfirst into interstellar diplomacy, rogue AIs, sentient bombs, and cat empires with questionable manners, let’s catch you up on just how badly things have already gone.

Trunk Line – Where It All Started Going Wrong

Captain Tim Symbles never meant to crash into a backwater planet named Chatsmic. He especially didn’t mean to get arrested for landing without clearance, or to drag his crew into a black-ops...