If you’re ever tempted to let Chuck Nortis land your ship, don't. Seriously — just don’t.
Chuck is the Astra’s designated pilot, mostly because regulations FTA HuMOPs regulations on biological offices Part 3, Section 24, subsection a, part iii, demand a human at the controls. Competence, apparently, is optional. He can’t fly straight, land clean, or explain how orbits work without yelling at the computer. But he can dock a freighter into a battleship hold while it’s spinning, malfunctioning,...